Dream humour

I'm not sure if I'm alone in doing this, but very occasionally I'll dream something that I'll think is so cool that I will scramble out of bed, find a piece of paper, and write it down, to ensure that it isn't forgotten.

Of course, it's not until the cold light of the morning that you get to see whether it was actually any good, or whether it was only good when you were evaluating it with the peculiar rules of half-asleep dream logic.

Yesterday morning I found a piece of paper on my desk with a quote on it. I could just barely recall writing it. Presumably, someone said this line in my dream, and I thought it was funny enough to get out of bed in the early hours and transcribe.

I'll let you be the judge.

"Ever since I was a kid, right up until recently, I thought that a common alternate name for polar bears was 'soap goats'."

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I've had dreams were I've invented stuff, but I can never remember what when I wake up. Don't think I've ever had any comic dreams.

lol i found that funny

Hi, in the final 3 weeks I've gotten e mail from 4 different lottery companies telling me I'm a winner. every lottery is different and every wants me to pay ins. and postage to have my examine delivered. also every lottery for some unkbnown reason relies in canada . has this happend to anyone else? in fact I have never despatched any cash for delivery or what ever. how do I do know that each one of these are scams? Is there any actual ones? two of the lottery's are from well-known companys.when ever I reply and ask questions I am never answered, They reply with another letter asking for money for delivery.any ideas?

They are saying, you need to love cash and have a passion for simple arithmetic for winning lottery. I do! ))Subsequent, you must to check the percentages of winning. My question is how? Any ideas are appreciated?

That's very disgusting for a male urinal, but I really laugh hard with what you have said. We really target anything that we see when we go to public urinals. I guess this was just a part of our playfulness..LOL

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Why is Justin Bieber wearing a red dress in the picture?

I'm not one with the few who would address him as a good thing. I only watch some of his videos because you can't not like something if you don't know what it/who is. I just wish the 8-12 year old bracket of his fan base would come up with a better argument than 'Why iz u waching him den if u dun lyk him?'.?

Detest Justin,? or Enjoy him. Either way, he is on your mind! :) Suck on them apples. I'm not a hater I just don't like? him. I would like to tell that this is a REALLY CHEAP PRODUCTION!

So I tried subscribing to your RSS Feed, and it kicked back a "Unreachable" error... Can you tell me if it's me or the internet messing up?

Are you serious about these questions? For starters it's posted in Zoology! Second there are like 50 questions there! Lastly this sounds like one of those really stupid phone call questionnaires that I hate with a passion! Also one last thing... If this is to write a paper for school..... I refuse to do your homework for you!

Finde die Diskussion hier sachlich richtig aber ob wie sie letztendlich auch politisch korrekt ist mag ich zu bezweifeln

Some of the vets in my area use Care Credit. I would just ask your vet which one they use. With Care Credit the vet has to pay a lot of money to offer it to their clients, so they must like it if they are using it.

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