Q. Why does Kaylee from Firefly only ever give 'yes' or 'no' answers?
A. Because she's Jewel Staite.
Say it out loud.
Then kill me, please.
Q. Why does Kaylee from Firefly only ever give 'yes' or 'no' answers?
A. Because she's Jewel Staite.
Say it out loud.
Then kill me, please.
hehe.
what do you call a woman who goes out in winter to warm up some cows.
thora herd.
what do you call a woman who likes small cars.
minnie driver.
sorry, those were told by joe pas-someone-or-other on "i'm a jungle, get me a celebrity" the other night.
Let's not forget the ones that one of my brothers-in-law came out with last weekend:
Q: How do you kill a circus?
A: Go straight for the juggler.
Q: How do monkeys make toast?
A: They put some bread under the gorilla.
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wrapped up tightly with cling film. The psychiatrist took one look at him and said, "I can clearly see your (you're) nuts".
I'm next in the slaughter queue...
What do you call a man in a lemon suit?
Yellow lemon man!
What do you call a woman in a lemon suit?
Yellow lemon WOman!!!
Ha! I love these things.
What do you call a man who buries the bodies of his victims under his house?
Fred West!!
I'm not, actually, sure if I'm doing this right...