Don't ask me where the hell that rubbish came from, or why. I really do have too much time on my hands. But I learned a valuable lesson: that the worst LiveJournals are so awful that they're essentially unmockable. It's out of my system now, though. Really.
I'll do a round-up of the best of the day's hoaxes once it's over.
(If you're reading this via a syndicated feed, swing by trioptimum.co.uk today and have a look at today's April foolishness.)
Update: Normality is restored, but the gag page is still here. More forced goofiness same time next year.